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What Comes Around


  • Gene Harris and The Three Sounds, "Put On Train," on their self-titled album.
  • Opening drum beat from Led Zeppelin’s "Moby Dick"
  • Guitar is from Alice Cooper’s "It’s Hot Tonight" on the LP "Lace and Whiskey"


  • "Why’d ya throw that chair at Geraldo Rivera, man? - Geraldo was hit in nose by chair during brawl w/skinheads on his show
  • Dolomite -70’s Blaxploitatoin movie
  • "Insecure born in the junkyard with the junk" refers to the line "you insecure born junkyard motherfucker" in the movie Dolemite.
  • Phillip Rizzuto - former shortstop and current announcer for NY Yankees, also did commercials on TV for "The Money Store"
  • "Why you wanna beat that brat with a bat" - from the song "Beat on the Brat" by the Ramones. (exact lyric is "beat on the brat with a baseball bat")
  • Doris the Finkasaurus - Character on the Flinstones cartoon, by Hanna-Barbera
  • "One Man’s Ceiling is Another Man’s Floor" is the title of a Paul Simon song from the album "There Goes Rhymin’ Simon"
  • Press-On Lee Nails - stick-on nail extensions made by Lee
  • Rapunzel - german fairytale


Soft overripe fresh skeezed California females
With 3-inch cherry red press-on Lee nails
Reach into my mind for the rhymes I’m seeking
Like a garbage bag full overflowing now it’s leaking
Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair
So I can climb up and get into your underwear
Rat soup eating test cheating no business punk
You’re insecure born in the junkyard with the junk
You’ve gone wet look crazy and messed with your head
You fucked around and wound up with the bald skin head
You’re all mixed up like pasta primavera
Why’d you throw that chair at Geraldo Rivera
Cause one man’s ceiling is another man’s floor
So get that money out of your ass you whore
I brought her upstairs onto the roof
I dogged your wife and she is a doofus
Clean B cleaning the G spot you know that we’ve got
Dolemite’s house and you have not
Look out my window look over the city
With two black eyes your girl ain’t that pretty
Why you wanna beat that brat with a bat
Why you wanna beat your girl like that
Living in the rat race smoking rat weed
You reap what you sow when you plant the seed
Bum cheese on rye with ham and prosciutto
Got more Louie than Phillip Rizzuto